Viper007Bond.com » Humor http://www.viper007bond.com Sun, 16 Nov 2008 13:04:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7-beta3-9817 en hourly 1 Cat Talking http://www.viper007bond.com/2008/01/19/cat-talking/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2008/01/19/cat-talking/#comments Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:10:59 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2008/01/19/cat-talking/ First, watch the original version (or at least the first 15 seconds or so to get the idea of the video):

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Now, watch this hilarious “translated” version:

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Additional bonus content!

Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2008/01/19/cat-talking/feed/ ISO 3103 http://www.viper007bond.com/2008/01/17/iso-3103/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2008/01/17/iso-3103/#comments Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:23:16 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2008/01/17/iso-3103/ Did you know that the International Organization for Standardization actually has a standard for how to brew tea? How weird and silly.

]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2008/01/17/iso-3103/feed/ Exploits of a Mom http://www.viper007bond.com/2007/10/21/exploits-of-a-mom/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2007/10/21/exploits-of-a-mom/#comments Sun, 21 Oct 2007 13:32:19 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2007/10/21/exploits-of-a-mom/ Exploits of a Mom

]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2007/10/21/exploits-of-a-mom/feed/ Leave Chris Crocker Alone! http://www.viper007bond.com/2007/09/15/leave-chris-crocker-alone/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2007/09/15/leave-chris-crocker-alone/#comments Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:10:29 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2007/09/15/leave-chris-crocker-alone/ Click here to view the embedded video.

Man, Seth Green is f’ing hilarious. lol

(If you have no clue what he’s talking about / spoofing, check out the original.)

]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2007/09/15/leave-chris-crocker-alone/feed/ A Couple Good Videos http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/11/11/a-couple-good-videos/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/11/11/a-couple-good-videos/#comments Sat, 11 Nov 2006 23:21:55 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/11/11/a-couple-good-videos/ A couple videos I found on YouTube that are worth watching.

Amateur by Lasse Gjertsen

This guy can’t play the drums or the piano. Ah the wonders of video editing.

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Don LaFontaine, the movie trailer guy

Some of you may have seen him in that Geico commercial, but here’s a much better video (an interview) from Good Morning America. Man is it funny.

Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/11/11/a-couple-good-videos/feed/ Man, Bush Is Really Talented http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/12/man-bush-is-really-talented/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/12/man-bush-is-really-talented/#comments Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:24:28 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/09/12/man-bush-is-really-talented/ I thought he could only beat box, but apparently he can also do a good cover of U2’s “Sunday Bloody Sunday”.

Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/12/man-bush-is-really-talented/feed/ George W. Bush Beat Boxin’ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/10/george-w-bush-beat-boxin/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/10/george-w-bush-beat-boxin/#comments Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:59:06 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/09/10/george-w-bush-beat-boxin/ Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/10/george-w-bush-beat-boxin/feed/ “Pearls Before Swine” http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/09/pearls-before-swine/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/09/pearls-before-swine/#comments Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:46:17 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/09/09/pearls-before-swine/ I found today’s strip particularly amusing and appropriate, so I thought I’d post it:

Pearls Before Swine

]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/09/09/pearls-before-swine/feed/ More “TrueNuff” Mac Spoofs http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/08/13/more-truenuff-mac-spoofs/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/08/13/more-truenuff-mac-spoofs/#comments Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:06:00 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/08/13/more-truenuff-mac-spoofs/ TrueNuff has made some more Mac spoofs. Here are the ones they’ve added since my previous post.

This post is also a test of the new version of my WordPress video quicktags plugin that will be out soon probably which is out now!

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The result of a guy + video editing software + The Empire Strikes Back. lol

]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/08/04/darth-vader-being-a-smartass/feed/ “TrueNuff” Mac Spoofs http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/07/25/truenuff-mac-spoofs/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/07/25/truenuff-mac-spoofs/#comments Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:48:35 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/07/25/truenuff-mac-spoofs/ Check out these incredibly funny spoofs of the new Mac commercials:

Gaming

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Performance

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Networking

This one contains swearing and discussion of porn, so be careful if you’re at work and have your speakers on. ;)

Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/07/25/truenuff-mac-spoofs/feed/ You Stay Classy, Iraq http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/07/09/you-stay-classy-iraq/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/07/09/you-stay-classy-iraq/#comments Sun, 09 Jul 2006 14:16:55 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/07/09/you-stay-classy-iraq/ Found this randomly online and thought I’d share. :D

You Stay Classy, Iraq

]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/07/09/you-stay-classy-iraq/feed/ 10 Things I Hate About Commandments http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/05/15/10-things-i-hate-about-commandments/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/05/15/10-things-i-hate-about-commandments/#comments Tue, 16 May 2006 01:43:56 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/05/15/10-things-i-hate-about-commandments/ A comedy 3,000 years in the making…

Click here to view the embedded video. ]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/05/15/10-things-i-hate-about-commandments/feed/ April Fool’s Day http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/04/01/april-fools-day/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/04/01/april-fools-day/#comments Sat, 01 Apr 2006 21:21:42 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/04/01/april-fools-day/ As many of you may know, I hate today (April Fool’s Day) with a passion. It’s not because I don’t find it funny sometimes, it’s because I’m just too damn gullible and always forget what day today is. Then I start thinking it’s true and it takes me forever to realize.

Anyway, here’s a couple good ones I’ve run across today. I’ll update the list as I find more and feel free to point out any good ones you’ve found via the comments of this post. ;)

]]> http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/04/01/april-fools-day/feed/ 2% of Gamers are Hermaphrodite http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/01/23/2-percent-of-gamers-are-hermaphrodite/ http://www.viper007bond.com/2006/01/23/2-percent-of-gamers-are-hermaphrodite/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:15:18 +0000 Viper007Bond http://www.viper007bond.com/archives/2006/01/23/2-of-gamers-are-hermaphrodite/ Haha, this is great:

It’s official: two per cent of gamers are neither male nor female, leading us to believe that this small yet significant section of the gaming demographic is either hermaphrodite, represents a species further down the evolutionary pyramid or is perhaps of silicon-based extraterrestrial origin.

That’s according to the ESA (Entertainment Software Association) 2005 report into the state of the industry - enticingly entitled “ESA’S 2005 Essential Facts About the Computer and Video Game Industry” - which is available right here (PDF):

Those esa stats in full

That’s right - page five blows the lid on the astounding truth. We look forward to more ESA revelations in the future, including the earth-shattering insight that 37 per cent of analysts cannot operate an electronic calculator, 41 per cent cannot successfully proofread a document and the remaining 24 per cent are concealing the chilling truth that the lower mammalian orders have developed a penchant for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Fascinating stuff.

Bootnote

Thanks to reader Matt for giving it 110 per cent in finding this statistical gem.

Source: http://www.theregister.com/2005/10/17/gaming_shocker/

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